She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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