And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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