I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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