Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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