So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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