White coat. Heels.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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