let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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