I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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