Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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