It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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