STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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