yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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