Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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