what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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