Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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