May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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