Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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