I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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