Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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