I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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