I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
