The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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