school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
