My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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