he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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