Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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