Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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