Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Less talking, more tequila
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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