Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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