Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
