He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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