i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize