i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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