we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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