Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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