We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize