I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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