Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Randomize
