just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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