And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
