Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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