Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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