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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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