Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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