i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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