spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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