I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need a beard to bite.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
