so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize