I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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