Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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