: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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