Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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