this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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