thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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