so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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