Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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