FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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