butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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